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The Younger Wand
everyone thinks I make hilarious jokes, but really I'm just telling the truth and they don't realise.
everyone thinks I make hilarious jokes, but really I'm just telling the truth and they don't realise.
How the fuck do some people get girlfriends/boyfriends so easily. Like wtf, do you just create them in your basement or what
(Source: alexkoehlerschin)
That awkward moment when you thought your crush wasn’t coming to class
but then they show up and you’re all like..
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
When there’s a slow song at a school dance
Everyone’s slow dancing like
But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: funniestpostz)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
I’m alfredo-f what will happen to his family.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via theepichumor)
when my parents think I do nothing all day.
Please, I run a blog.
And I hang out with my friends like this:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: bestpostarchive.com)
